I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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