I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
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nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
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Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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