ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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