since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
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I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
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Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
We are all done wearing pants today
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Randomize