i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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