IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
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Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
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Liz is crying about burritos again.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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