Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
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we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
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She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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