morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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