your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
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Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
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Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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