I CAN MOONWALK!
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Randomize
