Sry I called you an 8
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
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When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
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Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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