Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
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he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
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Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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