I am full of burrito and curiosity
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
Randomize
