West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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