There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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