I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I just gargled with NyQuil
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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