Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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