I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Your cock deserves a montage
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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