in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
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Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
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You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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