life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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