Christians are straight up FREAKS
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
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I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
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First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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