that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
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He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
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Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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