She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
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I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
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MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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