glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Randomize
