drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I looked at my own cervix.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
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I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
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I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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