its not stalking. its research.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
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