My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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