I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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