how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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