I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
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I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
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She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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