There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
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I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
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I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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