Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
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