Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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