I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
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Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
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I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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