I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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