omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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