Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
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my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
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Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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