I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
it's like heaven, but drunker
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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