He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
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all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
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I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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