I must be too annoying 4 u.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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