using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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