I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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