The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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