i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
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Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
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my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize