i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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