All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
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No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
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I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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