Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
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