i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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