her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
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