What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
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He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
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I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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