OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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