I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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