I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
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do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
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Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
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We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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