ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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