i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
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Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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